I hate people who think they're so intellectual that they say the most insulting thing to you, but oh wait you can't get angry at them because they were being intellectually sarcastic - and if you didn't realise that then you're obviously not smart.
People who do this are like the people who are the 'genius' behind The Chasers. Sure its funny sometimes, but come on there is a time and a place. Keep it in moderation.
By the way my rant isn't about the chasers it is about a certain graduate of Melbourne University who everytime I bump into him is very "Ohhh so you're going to RMITafe now?"
But oh silly me he is JUST joking - he really isn't.
WELL have fun drinking goon sacks every weekend and getting fucked by randoms - oh wait I just forgot! You're so smart you're trashy!
But don't worry because the next day you can sit around with your friends in your rent house somewhere in carlton/fitzroy/parkville and be so intellectual and insult the whole world which you are CLEARLY better than - THAT is why you're still out of work and not running the world. SILLY me you're so smart you don't have a job with your FUCKING amazing arts degree.
Oh I LOVE myself and how hateful I am.
Oh ps, to randoms who may never read this (and that aren't people who usually read it): If you think picking up on grammatical errors is smart or puts me in my place, no it doesn't - it just makes you look like a stupid douche.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
one-legged
So on tuesday I badly sprained my ankle,
sounds bad but then not too bad right?
Sure it could have been worse, I could have damaged my back or anything else.
But when the doctor said I need to be in bed for a week or more and not do anything except have
my fucking foot in the air, its kind of daunting.
a) I can't shower freely, actually I can't shower - I have to get into the undersized bath sitting in my own filth. My mum washes my hair with a pot.
b) I eat and eat and eat but I don't move, and you know what that means...
c) I actually have few other options but to study for my exams.
d) I have missed out on approximately 4 parties.
e) I can't fucking groom myself. My eyebrows are growing back madly and in weird patches, I haven't properly exfoliated in days so my skin is lumpy, I'm getting pimples.
f) I was meant to have a haircut I'm already overdue for and yeah its fucked up my hair looks like my grandmothers hair (dad's side) which is...interesting to say the least.
g) I also have to watch my mum clean the house all day and waste her life away because since i was the only other person whoever did anything its all up to her now, apparently no one else in the house can follow through with what they do and I TOTALLY agree.
Anyway whatever I cant wait to be fucking beautiful again.
sounds bad but then not too bad right?
Sure it could have been worse, I could have damaged my back or anything else.
But when the doctor said I need to be in bed for a week or more and not do anything except have
my fucking foot in the air, its kind of daunting.
a) I can't shower freely, actually I can't shower - I have to get into the undersized bath sitting in my own filth. My mum washes my hair with a pot.
b) I eat and eat and eat but I don't move, and you know what that means...
c) I actually have few other options but to study for my exams.
d) I have missed out on approximately 4 parties.
e) I can't fucking groom myself. My eyebrows are growing back madly and in weird patches, I haven't properly exfoliated in days so my skin is lumpy, I'm getting pimples.
f) I was meant to have a haircut I'm already overdue for and yeah its fucked up my hair looks like my grandmothers hair (dad's side) which is...interesting to say the least.
g) I also have to watch my mum clean the house all day and waste her life away because since i was the only other person whoever did anything its all up to her now, apparently no one else in the house can follow through with what they do and I TOTALLY agree.
Anyway whatever I cant wait to be fucking beautiful again.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Never ever look back (believe me)
Okay so I just got my online statement for my spending this month - and I've done pretty well actually, I thought I would compare it to the months going back.
Then I got to november-january of 08 and saw that I somehow earned the amount of money I earned last financial year in a two month period and then spent it all in that two month period.
I really didn't believe it. That's fucked up and irresponsible.
I really had no control over my spending last year in that time.
That's fucked up.
I really don't even know what I spent it on.
I could have gone on a fucking holiday!
I did put under half in savings which I still have - but that is still a lot that I spent in a short time.
I'm glad I don't spend like that anymore.
Then I got to november-january of 08 and saw that I somehow earned the amount of money I earned last financial year in a two month period and then spent it all in that two month period.
I really didn't believe it. That's fucked up and irresponsible.
I really had no control over my spending last year in that time.
That's fucked up.
I really don't even know what I spent it on.
I could have gone on a fucking holiday!
I did put under half in savings which I still have - but that is still a lot that I spent in a short time.
I'm glad I don't spend like that anymore.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
I don't understand why you have to pick the weekends I have things on that I can't get out of.
For the past two months I have been at home on Sundays doing nothing.
You don't invite them over.
But today, the day I have to go for a group assignment you invite them over.
And then, you have the nerve to make me feel guilty for it.
"Oh it's okay, you don't have to see your Grandparents if you don't want to..."
What the fuck kind of comment is that?
It isn't that I don't want to see them, but honestly we've had MANY opportunities to go see them and it isn't my fault you picked an inconvenient time.
I hate it when this happens.
I really do, and you know what there is nothing I can do about it.
I've tried suggesting we go down to see them but there is always one excuse or another.
For the past two months I have been at home on Sundays doing nothing.
You don't invite them over.
But today, the day I have to go for a group assignment you invite them over.
And then, you have the nerve to make me feel guilty for it.
"Oh it's okay, you don't have to see your Grandparents if you don't want to..."
What the fuck kind of comment is that?
It isn't that I don't want to see them, but honestly we've had MANY opportunities to go see them and it isn't my fault you picked an inconvenient time.
I hate it when this happens.
I really do, and you know what there is nothing I can do about it.
I've tried suggesting we go down to see them but there is always one excuse or another.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
The drama of drama free
I love that my life has been drama free lately,
but that in itself is a drama, because I'm so used to having something eating away at me that when nothing is - the nothingness eats away at me.
OKAY Jerome I will update my twitter for you.
but that in itself is a drama, because I'm so used to having something eating away at me that when nothing is - the nothingness eats away at me.
OKAY Jerome I will update my twitter for you.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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