Sunday, January 25, 2009

Forgiveness

Forgiveness is a fickle friend don't you think?

At what point are we forgiving people because we genuinely forgive them,

or because it's easier to do so?

I really wonder sometimes.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Dexter

So I randomly purchased DEXTER yesterday. It was 24.98 for the first season and I felt like spending money to fill my emotional void.
It really worked.
What better way to fill and emotional void than with a show about a man who is devoid of emotion!


Also I've been doing a bit more writing these days and it's all good.

I've calmed my life down to a good point. I feel I'm in control again and I don't feel angry anymore.
I'm pretty glad I didn't have to go to rehab. I may have had some awkward bumping into moments.

You know the usuals....


The list could probably go on but yeah you all get my drift?
But you know what I'm not critical of these people.
Just because you're a celebrity it doesn't make you immune from anything.
We all look at them and judge them, but inside we know we've done some fucked up shit. We know it.
But of course we're gonna criticise them because we need to somehow indirectly criticise ourselves and pretend we're moderating our own behavior.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

So it goes a little something like this.

Today while I was getting my 6 weekly wax I was thinking, gee this is so casually awkward.

Picture this:

Me lying on my back, legs up in the air to keep my skin taught, talking to my waxer about how kids probably aren't getting enough calcium these days.

I guess if we had a visual representation it may look like this:



So you're essentially just sitting there and some person who you have never met before , and who you probably won't see again is just talking to you about the most random thing.
As shown in the visual aid above we were discussing why kids keep breaking their bones so easily.
I suggested they just don't get enough calcium/milk.
Waxer hastily agreed.
We then talked about what we did for new years. our shared love for cooking and also any nice eateries we had been too as of late.

and you don't only get into missionary with legs up in the air- but also fetal position and sometimes on your knees.
I have heard that gym balls are incorporated in the waxing of the labia - but I'm not 100% about that because last time I checked I still had a penis.

And for those of you still not so cluey to who plays what role. In the above picture I would have been the blonde female.
Except I wasn't being penetrated by a penis which I had to censor out.
and I had my underwear on.
But eh that's not the point.

Next time or if you ever get waxed, picture yourself in this position. It will most likely happen.