So it goes a little something like this.

Today while I was getting my 6 weekly wax I was thinking, gee this is so casually awkward.

Picture this:

Me lying on my back, legs up in the air to keep my skin taught, talking to my waxer about how kids probably aren't getting enough calcium these days.

I guess if we had a visual representation it may look like this:



So you're essentially just sitting there and some person who you have never met before , and who you probably won't see again is just talking to you about the most random thing.
As shown in the visual aid above we were discussing why kids keep breaking their bones so easily.
I suggested they just don't get enough calcium/milk.
Waxer hastily agreed.
We then talked about what we did for new years. our shared love for cooking and also any nice eateries we had been too as of late.

and you don't only get into missionary with legs up in the air- but also fetal position and sometimes on your knees.
I have heard that gym balls are incorporated in the waxing of the labia - but I'm not 100% about that because last time I checked I still had a penis.

And for those of you still not so cluey to who plays what role. In the above picture I would have been the blonde female.
Except I wasn't being penetrated by a penis which I had to censor out.
and I had my underwear on.
But eh that's not the point.

Next time or if you ever get waxed, picture yourself in this position. It will most likely happen.